10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio