10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.