10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth