10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.