10 Random Poker Quotes

For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Welcome to kicker school
Never educate a stupid poker player.
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Why not, when some because there are three.