10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.