10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.