10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fold and live to fold again
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.