10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.