10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- in the poker game of life women are the rake