10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death