10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss