10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.