10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is for fat, American losers.