10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.