10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi