10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.