10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!