10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."