10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...