10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die