10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha