10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.