10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.