10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.