10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)