10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fook the floosh droo!