10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for loners.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."