10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!