10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth