10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph