10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "No river, no fish."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.