10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz