10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker