10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT