10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack