10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow