10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow