10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.