10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"