10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-