10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Fook the floosh droo!