10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!