10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..