10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...