10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.