10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"