10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe