10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.