10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."