10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear