10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger